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Ted Branston

@tedbranston

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calendar_today21-07-2022 19:18:02

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My Dad is keeping up appearances by having cheese pie and chips in the kind of weather where you could fry an egg on your left bollock

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Been over to change an elderly relative’s bedding for her and she’s insisting on sleeping with her winter quilt. Yes love, you wrap up warm for goodness sake. I’ll make you a big soup whilst I’m here an’ all

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They say the girls like the bad boys, well let me tell you something. My petunias and pansies will be getting watered tonight in full breach of the hosepipe ban. Come at me.

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For those who were at Oasis at Heaton Park: I really hope they played ‘Female Of The Species’ because that really is an absolute BANGER