Mʏ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ. 》Rᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ 》MCU|Eᴀʀᴛʜ-616 》Mɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ 》Cʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ OCꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ 》#Iᴄᴏɴ Gɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴀ ʀᴛ?

Because all the are good boys, Butcher! And they all deserve to be pet!

She might be looking to procure some illegal weapons.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

What if, hypothetically speaking, someone needed something with enough firepower to take down a whole cartel?

Tries to fake an Aussie accent. "That's not a knife. This is a knife-" Cue her holding up a plastic fork.

What if, hypothetically speaking, someone wants it to look like the doing of a rival group?

She's just enjoying a rooftop juice box.

#SaveAquaticLifeFromTheDeep2020

Okay, but does he know that milk is just pus?

It's definitely a no.

Rapid blinking.

She needs an adult.

She's not, not intrested.

What the whaaaaa-

"Don't cum in my hair and tell me that it's snowing."

Nopenopenope.

Oh, cool. She had a Soldier Boy shirt as a kid.