the lack of belly’s narration is taking away so much from the show but also like do y’all lack critical thinking skills when watching shows like why would she be on the floor sobbing so hard she could barely breathe and you didn’t stop to think maybe she lied to conrad

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, “why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food”

One thing about her… she will never be deterred from serving face in any situation

the concept of being one day away from your wedding and saying you never even pictured it with that person…. diabolical but hilarious work i love that girl

i am very depressed and in a really bad mood perhaps it will get better if i sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively

september starting on a monday

Me at the middle school lunch table convincing my friends we could become YouTubers and live in a house together

Saying it again people’s hatred for belly is wild yes but a big portion of the blame goes to the writing + marketing of the show they placed so much emphasis on choosing a boy to root for they can’t be surprised less people empathise with their female lead outside of her romances

i only get crazy about someone like once every 3 years and when it happens i literally feel like i have to go up to the mountain and seclude myself for 40 days and nights like they did in bible times

lowkey nosy as fuck about ppls dynamics. like what do u guys mean to each other…? lol

at a bbq yesterday where the wife’s all knew each other and the husbands didn’t.

belly too hot for either of those brothers there i said it

if i was conrad i'd kill myself probably so much props to him for holding on

Inventing new ways to call my friends beautiful under their Instagram posts

me at the Feeling Sick with Guilt for Basic Acts of Existence Awards

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder

you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them