[Text: Suoh Mikoto] Sir, There is a package addressed to you. I will come when it is convenient for you, since you have to make a signature upon delivery. Please respond with a suitable time and date. There is no need to mention location. Regards.

[Text: Totsuka Tatara] Sir, There is a package addressed to you. I will come when it is convenient for you, since you have to make a signature upon delivery. Please respond with a suitable time and date. There is no need to mention location. Regards.

[Text: Suoh Mikoto] I have arrived with your package, Sir. Kindly collect it.

[Dial tone] — Blond one said 15th April. [~ *chuckle* Interesting. You may return after delivering today's package.] — You'd think they'd just want to get it done with as soon as possible. [Call ended]

[Text: Totsuka Tatara] Your package has arrived, Sir. Kindly collect it.

((reading this hurts))

@rubickmonkey Let me help you son.

@minimisakii Can I help, young man?

@rubickmonkey Ah!! The first time!! That my son calls me family! You know how good it feels?

@rubickmonkey Isn't it obvious? I want you to get better!!

@minimisakii Ah! Aren't you the ginger midget Monkey brought home?

@minimisakii Oh? Oh!! Did Monkey fight with you?

@notstupidsaru Hello, son!

@notstupidsaru How can you say that to me! Of course I am! *grins*

@notstupidsaru Ask your mother! I am!!

@notstupidsaru *hovers above the bed* How cruel. You're our only son! The apple of out eyes!!

@notstupidsaru *our

@notstupidsaru Don't know about your mother, but haven't I always stayed at home looking after you?

@rubickmonkey ((I take it as a compliment))