Where were you when James Blunt waded in with this?

I'm just going to put this here.........

"A Colonel Sanders Bargain Bucket Please" #ThingsYouShouldNeverSay

When you see #DickVanDyke is trending......... and you realise it's his birthday.

Renoir's The Staff Meeting, 1881

If Chris Whitty doesn't show up to the next coronavirus press conference with a cheese wheel and a bottle of chateauneuf du pape he's just wasting everybody's time.

Some more photos of our newly decorated shop….. #popinandsayhello 👋 “Creative Spaces” corner looking fresh and new 😍 Just for Women Centre cannycandygadgies The Botanical Tea House Cherry Custom Gifts Carmen Hodgson SuzyBear Colroy

C H O C O L A T E C H A I Chocolate chai black tea, infused in milk with a spoon of honey & a sprinkle of chocolate. #winterwarmer #teahouse #tea #chai #botanicals #botanicaltea #LooseLeafTea #huginamug #teadrinker #tealover #tearecipes #teasubscription #teacommunity

S E N C H A R O S E The blending room smells amazing today. We are making some of our favourite blends, including Sencha Rose, luxury Japanese Sencha green tea with delicate Tuscan Rose. Follow the link to order yours; thebotanicalteahouse.com/subscribe/senc… #botanicaltea #teasubscription

F L O W E R I N G T E A Our flowering tea selection is now available in our Etsy store. etsy.com/uk/listing/116… #teahouse #looseleaf #LooseLeafTea #flowers #floweringtea #bloomingtea #greentea #lavendertea #mintleaves #teapot #tearecipe

I was once PL Champion Now I’m at The Bingo Swings n Roundabouts I guess #HereYouAre

If I'd have been shown this stuff in school I might have paid more attention

Keeping it simple with fresh lemon & ginger. #teahouse #teasubsciption #teaphotography #teahouse #tealover #teadrinker #teacommunity #lemon #ginger #gingertea #gingerroot #lemontea

Watching tea leaves unfurling can be a relaxing experience. We often find that the smaller tea leaves are, before they are infused, the more hypnotic they can be. #greentea #tealeaves #teaphotography #teasubsciption #tea #infuser #tealover #teabenifits #looseleaf #LooseLeafTea

Mrs Spencer: "Hey hunni, how was your first day in your new job?" Mark Spencer: "Yeah, I said something ridiculous!"

Visit Shildon town centre today for a day of fun filled activities with free street performances from unicycle juggling to acrobatics there is plenty of family entertainment. Visit Church Street in Shildon between 11am and 3pm.

I laughed too much at this. "The champion of food banks".... Average Human Teessider thank you for sharing.