Welcome to Hoenn, motherfucker.

Bench presses a Gyrados. This is how he trains it.

Legends say his approach is signaled by the sound of a thousand Feabas singing shanties.

❝I’m gonna throw it.❞

❝Somebody Dynamax a Wailord and lemme bench press it.❞

❝None-a-ya.❞

❝I’m not interested in fire types or being sober.❞

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⦁ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ⦁ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⚬⌟ ─── ▸ ◓ ◂ ─── ⌞⚬ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏᴡɴ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴғᴏʟᴅ. ⠀ ⚬⌝ ─── ▸ ◓ ◂ ─── ⌜⚬ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀▸ #PTRP × #SmashRP ◂ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ɪɴғᴏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.

❝Buy my bath water.❞

❝It *is* sea water, where do ya think I take my baths?❞

❝... Who th’ hell’d be dumb enough t’ drink bath water?❞

❝With all the quiet ‘round these parts now, you’d think the world already flooded itself.❞

TO BE SEASICK

|| oh god this account is so crusty LMAO

Lowers back into the ocean.

Swearing at her in the form of oxygen bubbles.

|| A BIT more presentable here now.

❝Those scamps better not be battlin’ in that damn ship.❞