The whisper singing is so accurate it made my fucking skin crawl

Someone please tell me what cargo e-bike to buy so that can ferry my child from place to place.

Excuse me who the fuck said women wither and die in middle age anyway?? What a bizarre claim to write a headline against??

when you spend 3 years of your life diligently researching and collating evidence around the clinical importance of inclusive language, speak to trans people, clinicians, orgs and patients and test out the language options and then the gov says no bcos they hate trans ppl 🙃

And the UK fucking abstained. I'm so ashamed and heartbroken and full of rage

Ok. Ok ok ok. I like Taylor a lot but wouldn't call myself a Swiftie. Yes the Charlie Puth lyric is terrible. BUT. A review of Conversations With Friends once said Joe looked "remarkably like a golden retriever" so I'm assuming that's what the big dumb retriever line is about

Chris Froome's wife going on a racist genocidal tirade while he says absolutely nothing for 3 days and counting is unbelievable. Can only assume he's not as horrified as the rest of the world is by her comments. He had time to distance himself but it's been 3 fucking days

Michelle Froome deleting negative comments from Chris's Insta is bonkers behaviour (she's his agent, of course she runs his socials). By now Chris is complicit. Imagine not saying anything about this level of racism from your wife/agent. Avoid his sponsors like the plague.

I'd like a Taylor album that doesn't sound like she's in a fish tank 40 miles away #ttpd

Still being hounded for £170 for idling in a car park for 11 mins to breastfeed my infant two years ago. Cool cool cool cool cool

So High School is hilarious bc it doesn't actually say anything nice about him, it just lists facts or uses phrases he likes ("full throttle") and one point suggests he's dumb. #tppd

My Scottish-Canadian toddler listening to Raffi Cavoukian 🇨🇦 and @goodlovelies sing Wild Mountain Thyme ♥️♥️♥️

Imagine being 34 and singing about your boyfriend watching American Pie and playing GTA. The more I listen to TTPD the more vicarious embarrassment I feel (and I generally like her music! I have tickets to the Eras tour!)

I have only just learned I need to apply to replace my BRP with an e-visa, by the end of the year. I learned this because I happened to read a BBC article about it. The Home Office haven't informed me. The incompetence is scandalous