"Chrom should sleep when the rest of us sleep! At night! I should flip his bed and get his blood pumping!"

@DissociatArcher // I blame Vaike.

@ThievingSweets "Job? What job? How come nobody told the Vaike we had a job to do?"

@ThievingSweets "Huh? Sneak up on you? You know I don't do sneaking! Anyways, what kind of job are you doing?"

@ThievingSweets "Sorry, sugar boy but I've lost em all already. I've got nothing but time."

"If we're talking about abs they better be mine!"

@ThievingSweets "Glad to know you wanna hear me brag! I am something of an icon to the people!"

"If you think Sully's abs compare to mine then clearly you've been outta class for way too long!"

@ThievingSweets Twenty minutes into bragging about himself he began flexing and boasting with body (cont) tl.gd/nmpp72

@ThievingSweets Vaike kicked the sweet loving theif in the shin. "Hey are you listening? Don't ignore me!"

@ThievingSweets "Did you want me to suplex you?"

@ThievingSweets Vaike nods his head, a self satisfied grin on his face. "You're damn right I (cont) tl.gd/nmpp84

@ThievingSweets Vaike starts droning on and on about his dragon slaying adventure complete with sound effects.

@ThievingSweets Vaike leans in close to the sleeping theif and roars as loud as he can in his ear. "ENTER THE VAIKE!"

@ThievingSweets "You having nightmares about vegetables? What the heck goes on in that head of yours?"

@ThievingSweets "If you weren't sleeping I wouldn't have to wake you up!"

@ThievingSweets "Like what? You gonna go hunt down some cookies or cakes? You ain't gonna go far like that."

@ThievingSweets "Two hundred sit ups." Vaike corrects him before punching Gaius' tickets (cont) tl.gd/nmppoc

//I've been lacking on this account. I'm sorry I'll be back.

"Heh, bet you thought Teach wasn't still watching!"