Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough.

Comcast's high-speed fiber service will cost $300/month just for Internet huff.to/1TB31l8

I wish I loved anything as much as these people love the confederate flag. #theyneedahobby huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-ima…

Just spent 10 minutes chasing a frog around our bedroom. #countrylife

Of Ice and Gin. #scalebackabook

Moby Kevin. #scalebackabook

A LITTLE OLD BOOK is about a little old woman, her little old cat, & their little old life. But a big new surprise awaits! #PitMad #C #PB

"Hide yo wife. Hide yo kids ..." - Melania Trump #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

"I'm a Pepper, she's a Pepper, he's a Pepper, we're all Peppers, wouldn't u like 2 be a Pepper too?" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

"Oooklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains ..." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

"Smithers ... release the hounds." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

"Good enuff, 4 you is good enuff 4 me, it's good enuff, It's good enuff 4 me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah." #Goonies #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

Anybody checked on Willie Nelson lately? Is Betty White safe? #killer2016

"Where the Wild Things Are (and Which Ones Taste Like Chicken)" #dystopiantextbooks