Talk about a 30 year old glow up. 🥰

I need this. Now.

I just sang Party in the USA for karaoke. I’ve transcended to a higher life. 😂😂😂

Dez caught it.

Currently in search of a girlfriend who reminds me to eat food and drink water during my Holiday benders.

Y’all ladies are killing it with the white nails. 🥵🥵🥵

You won’t understand true happiness till you’re truly sad - Justin R.

Walks into gay bar* “Damn boy are you single!?” THIS IS WHY I COME HERE. Instant gratification lmao 😂😂😂

My special talents include learning about a banger that came out 3 years ago and overplaying it like I wrote it myself. 🤷🏻‍♀️

usually when i say i’m “taking a nap” i mean, i’m masturbating for like 20 minutes THEN taking a nap

when babe supports your gambling addiction and knows you’ll eventually hit that big parlay

Now that I live alone, I realized I was the dude not filling up the Brita. I ain’t shit. 😅

This shit is attractive as fuck, idgaf what anyone says. Get it ladies. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

She just canceled everyone’s relationship podcast schedules for the rest of the year

My biggest red flag is I think I could pull Dua Lipa under the right circumstances

That kinda looks like..., you know what, never mind. 🤔

bouncing on it once or twice never hurt a friendship

SAQUON SHOTGUNNING A BEER AFTER SUPER BOWL W 🍻 (via Dianna Russini)

Mannn screw being famous in this new age. 🤣🤣