Upper Paleolithic Hog-Cranker đ“…… (@tchcrayon) 's Twitter Profile
Upper Paleolithic Hog-Cranker đ“……

@tchcrayon

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calendar_today15-07-2009 21:18:30

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Catherine Warr (@hiddenyorkshire) 's Twitter Profile Photo

sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"

sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"
antipodean scourge (@guywhoiswoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Weed before beer, you’re in the clear. Beer before weed, also pretty good. Beer and weed at the same time, now that’s chilling. A little bump after too and you’re really flying.

Leigh Beadon (@leighbeadon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Police are so important. Without police, the city would probably fall under the control of a violent gang that's accountable to no one and sucks up all the resources while committing crimes with impunity.

donald boat (@laserboat999) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Young guys don't believe in freight anymore. I do. Crates, boxcars, big old boxcars full of coal. I believe in them. I believe in all of it

ape attack survivor (@pissvortex) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Really hard to read any headlines lately without thinking about how many of us are probably going to have to die for nothing like it’s 1905 Russia soon

audrey (@phlegmme) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Got rejected by multiple car insurance companies because my driving is so avant garde and unprecedented that to put a price value on it would cheapen the human spirit

donald boat (@laserboat999) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Highly pro-business seating arrangement in this McDonald’s. Asked the kid sweeping up, “They make deals here? Is this the deal space?” He went “Sometimes.”

Highly pro-business seating arrangement in this McDonald’s. Asked the kid sweeping up, “They make deals here? Is this the deal space?” He went “Sometimes.”
wint (@dril) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat