me: so yeah once you hit "flow state" you don't even need the instructions really, you can just freestyle it date: omg that's so cute, how long have you been playing with Legos for? me: it's not playing

“I want my mama. I want the cake that she makes for me. She made it for me 2 days ago”

'𝐸𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑜' 🧙‍♂️🥹 🪄 David Silva

best player of all time

🚨Communicado official🚨

#mcfcfacts: when the last bit of terrace from the kippax was auctioned, saddam hussein's telephone bid was pipped by Wayne Lea of Gorton

I had some free time so here’s my list. I’d also replace Baz lol

hell yeah

people must have hated having an idea around gödel

think one overlooked aspect of the 4am ice water nonce is that his voice has the tinny cadence of a 15 year old minecraft youtuber

a cowardly, shameful decision which (i hope) will eventually be regarded with the same level of horror as the banning of women’s football

jesus christ i’m not scared to fry i’m a little bit scared of boiling pasta

gonna be weird bringing him on in the 3rd minute every game

How Manchester City fans used to be. They went BANANAS! #MCFC

Manchester City. Don’t mention the war theguardian.com/football/2025/…