My wife caught me eating food in the kitchen....she thought I was watching porn

Why is the soda machine so loud when I’m filling up my water cup with sprite

Every NHL Team's End of Season Banner 😅😅

Maybe it’s a radical idea, but I believe a job should lift workers out of poverty – not keep them in it.

You are so thotfull

How do you trip over your arm angel blake 💚

When you tell your wife you love her and get little to no reaction…so you tell her you like her and she is holding back tears of joy lol

I wish I could drink water in my sleep

(215): Wanna go on a picnic?...by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?

Wii sports bowling be like 😂😂

Damn faucet water bout to be back on that hot shit