wtf did i just read

if emoji's were real life

I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't

when you see your food coming in a restaurant

friend: "where are you" me: "on my way"

if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple

when some steals your tweet

"he's 24 months old" 2 your child is 2

this is why im single

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°

teacher: ur late me:

rt if this isnt a challenge for u

school tomorrow

sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you’ll never know

when this happens, i have to choose which grammatical sin i'll have to make in order to send a tweet

me after gym

the less my selfies look like me the more I like them

after school naps be like

The uglier the selfie 👺 The closer the friendship 💏

Don't cry because it's over. Cry because you're ugly