Warning do not bet here, guaranteed L’s and last minute disappointment!

First bet of the weekend and it’s a one and done. See you next weekend DON’T BET HERE!

Thanks to Jordan Speith finally winning a point we have a fiver free bet on our hands today. Another banker for an L

A sea of red in our midweek mixed ACCA. The losing streak continues 😍

Today’s top tip for losing ACCA’s bet on Bournemouth every chance you get. L train upto 3 for the week 🚂

Here to curse the most guaranteed boost you’ve ever seen. Plus chuck another few quid down the drain.

Morning chaps, we are back from are hiatus. Too many L’s have lead too an empty bank account. In Auba we intrust my life savings in an attempt claw some money back for more bets. Just hit the target big man🎯

Auba’s pee roller gives us the chance to dispose of more cash. No chance of a win here don’t touch!

Here we go again, the boost is a banker to flop and a low scoring week guaranteed. £15 is better in the gambling machine than my account.

Little betfair new customer offer allowing us to throw some of the bookies money away for a change. Plenty of cupsets on the cards, that’s why we’ve backed all the big boys!