Sick fucks- just because they can pay for it doesn’t mean they should. Hate them…

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

This is the most annoying person on the internet

Is Trump doing a mixture of 'Brewster's Millions' and 'The Producers', but with America? 🤔

Dafuq is going on? Should I be in a bunker or something?

Here's the footage from Trump's fake assassination attempt at Butler, which Trump doesn't want you to see. Watch how they lower the flag into position while Trump is on floor behind the podium applying the fake blood. And then the photographers are ushered around to front of

Pass it on. 🇺🇸

Carter:I really wish you'd spend more time thinking about the American people, less time talking about whale heads, bear heads, and raccoon parts. RFK JR: I DON’T TALK ABOUT ANY OF THOSE THINGS

PabloReports: Is Kash Patel’s drinking a national security concern? McGovern: Even before I heard he drank, he was a national security concern.

Trump: “I took a lot of heat for saying drugs were going down 500%, 600%, 700%. But we also say sometimes 50%, 60%, it’s a different kind of calculation, and people understand it better.” The dumbest president ever.

Trump had another mental health episode and spiraled out of control on social media last night: 12:18am - Demands Chuck Schumer resign 12:19am - Posts a tweet saying Obama tried to “overthrow the government in 2016.” 12:22am - Reposts a statement from Sen. Mike Lee calling for

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the 77 million morons who looked at this guy dressed as a fucking garbage man doing his double jerk off dance during the 2024 campaign and said “Yep, that’s my guy!” You truly are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

You can say whatever you want about President Trump but you have to admit: he’s a piece of shit.

Does reality tv contestant Erika Kirk think Charlie Kirks death made her the Pope or something? Why is she chewing out pastors, & telling them what to preach?

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

Trying to find a gif before the chat moves in

9 year old me going through the Argos catalogue when my mum asks what I want for Christmas

Me as a child solemnly reading the Christmas card off my grandparents before I see how much money I’ve been given so I don’t look like a grabby little bastard

“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?” “There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.” “Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.” “I don’t have a ballroom.” “…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”