Spørgsmål: Hvorfor tager Lars Løkke ikke sit gode tøj og går som formand for Venstre? Svar: Fordi det teknisk set er Venstre, der ejer hans tøj. #onkeltweet

Nå men der er blevet stjålet sprit fra den afdeling på Hospitalet i Skejby, hvor min kæreste arbejder. Det er en børneafdeling. De er løbet tør for sprit, til de indlagte børn. Fucking skam jer.

Man of the year: @SSTbrostrom 🏆

Groups of no more than 10, guys. Rules are rules.

Last minute RNC speaker shakeup

Coronavirus doesn’t care about your politics. If it can get Trump, it can get you. Wear a mask.

🖼🔝 #ForDanmark #EURO2020

Der var en gang👌 @PePreben stærkt med den Lurpak reklame😉

Sadio Mané day. Here’s the new FC Bayern star today in Munich in order to undergo medical tests and sign his three-year deal. 🔴🇸🇳 #FCBayern Official presentation will be tomorrow at Allianz Arena. 📍📸 Philipp Kessler

Jonas Wind starter 🇩🇰⚽️ Landstræner Hjulmand skifter to mand i sin start-11 mod 🇰🇿 i forhold til sejren over Finland. Nelsson for AC, og Wind for Braithwaite. (4-3-3): Schmeichel - Bah, Kjær, Nelsson, Mæhle - Nørgaard, M. Jensen, Pierre - Damsgaard, Højlund, Wind. #KAZDEN

Legende🇮🇹⚽️🧤

Napoli are closing in on deal to sign Jesper Lindstrøm from Eintracht — as agreement is being finalised 🔵🇩🇰 Eintracht director Markus Krösche: “Yes, something could happen soon for that deal”.

Jesper Lindstrøm to Napoli, here we go! Verbal agreement in place with Eintracht on €25m package, player side on five year contract for 2000 born winger 🔵🇩🇰 #Napoli Lindstrøm didn’t train with the team today as he’s prepared to travel to Italy, medical booked on Tuesday.

“Bohemian Trumpsody” By MarshFamilySongs. EPIC!

Club statement on Paul Pogba: bit.ly/2awA7S0 #MUFC

Pogba to have medical - Official Manchester United Website manutd.com/en/News-And-Fe…