Darcy Lewis (@tazerhappy) 's Twitter Profile
Darcy Lewis

@tazerhappy

Goddess of Tazers, Smartassery and Witty One Liners. Love guru to Lokis everywhere. Trying to resist my own @ToTrustInMyRage. Sort of failing hardcore. 21+RP

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calendar_today01-12-2014 04:52:13

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"Yeah well Sigyn isn't tall, partial to green and perpetually horny @MischiefAtBest so I'm pretty sure flattered isn't the word she'd use. -

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"The point of kneecapping someone is not to drag them around places afterwards @MischiefAtBest. This isn't Misery and I am so not your -

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Kathy Bates. And no, I was not off shacking up with your twin." She didn't let the ridiculousness of @MischiefAtBest's words distract her -

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from his wistful sigh however. "Wait what was that?! Did you just sound all pining over Sigyn @MischiefAtBest? Cause if so you'd better -

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anticipate needing to protect a lot more than your kneecaps @MischiefAtBest, cause I know a you that would kill you for thinking it."

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"Kindness! I was just on the receiving end of one of your cupcakes @MischiefAtBest, that was not a kindness. And what the heck is CKA?!"

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The sound of disbelief she makes is in no way ladylike, possibly not even humanlike. "Your kindness was a nasty as cupcake @MischiefAtBest -

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and I let you finish the tuna thank you very much. I even cuddled you @MischiefAtBest. Sure I threatened neutering, but you threatened -

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pissing on me and I take that shit Chicago style. You put one of mine in the hospital, I put one of yours in the morgue @MischiefAtBest."