unpopular opinion but mommy issues fuck you up way worse than daddy issues

Them: “Sorry but we have to cancel the plans” Me:

What was the reason for this

there’s nothing i love more than having a wardrobe like my queen elena gilbert

If you know, you know

i somehow never realized that you’re just awake for like 16+ hours while giving birth, and then once you’re done with this incredibly taxing endeavor, you’re handed a baby that needs to eat every 3 hours.

all i got to say is thank god In My Room by Julia Wolf wasn’t out when i was an adolescent lol

metros new album is straight serotonin. gives 2010-2012 vibes 🥹

me listening to broken window serenade by whiskey myers

the fact that i’ll never have a daughter is upsetting lol

how i feel when i hear new slang words that i don’t understand

her mistake was to think cardi is like the other girls who get easily intimidated by her bc look how far she went 😭

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

oh my gawdddd

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just waking up from bed is another level of mental illness

I want all my bills paid for Christmas. You hear me Santa with your fat ass

goddd is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.