Jelly of ppl who get banners and balloons for there bday

I want decorative pillows for each holiday, Paul hates decorative pillows. So we’re gonna compromise and have decorative pillows for each holiday.

You know work is life when you scroll throw the TV guide looking for your file folder.

It’s insane how supportive some of Pauls friends are of us 💕💕

Do I still tell on my brother who is 29 years old to my mom while I’m over here at 22, yes, yes I do.

My daily FaceTime with Ronan 💕💕

My abuela prayed that nobody inherited her skinny legs, so now we all have thunder thighs not kidding gracias abuela gracias

Everyone’s out here posting cute ass pics for National bf Day, I was just laying in bed, said “happy National boyfriend day” he’s said thanks and we moved on

It’s sad that more than half my friends couldn’t even answer a housewarming invitation even after I reached out bc when they get to this step in their life they’ll realize how hard it was for me to get here and I just wanted to share it with them

Where can I get a Black Friday deal on my student loans bc that I will stand in the cold all damn week for

Love is speeding in Paul’s beat with the hope that he pulls me over 🤤

My waiter tonight told me he had a man for me but that he was just a snack who thought he was an entree

Slainte is the only place on earth where ppl will actually grind to we will rock you

*thinking of a caption* My brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Me: I SAID YES 💍 instagram.com/p/BsmCsKsHIy2j…

Me: Paul what are we doing tonight? Paul: making a HelloFresh meal Me: oh like every other night Paul: yes but with a candle

Do girls wear gym shark pants cuz they’re fit or do you get fit when you wear gym shark pants, asking for a friend

I think everyone should have someone in their life that looks at them the way Alex Rodriguez looks at jlo while she’s performing

when my bestfriend got a boyfriend i didn’t lose my bestfriend i just gained another one & if that’s not the mindset you have then you’re doing it wrong

Singing “Born in the USA” while draped in a Puerto Rican flag is an excellent flex