It’s a stormy night and your TV cable goes off. That’s the perfect excuse when you didn’t pay your cable bill.

Listen to all who don’t know, I don’t tweet porn but I will tweet Rated R stuff at times. If it’s offensive to you, don’t follow😉 If you’re cool with it, welcome 🙏 to my tweets!

If you were born on one of the first 5 months of the year, when there was a full moon, your Mom breast fed you, One of your cousins is a stutterer, your dog is a Golden retriever, last week you found a penny, then you’ll have good fortune in the year 2019. #IWouldntLieToYou 🖐🏾

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Countdown to Christmas Y’all. Family, and friends, cookies, eggnog, a beautiful tree with presents and lots of laughter and memories made. Remember it’s not about the money you spend on gifts. Enjoy your family and remember you’re blessed.

Found my coworker in the break room trash today dusting off what it seem to be a receipt. It had trash food all over the fucker. Anyway she said she paid $4.00 for a size small green tea from Panera bread and wanted her $1.50 back. Would you do that for the moral of it or...

I want to put someone on camera for some reason. Like that candid camera shit back in the day lol.

What exactly do I need to do to be removed from the good girl list and be put on the naughty list cause I’m trying everything and Santa refuses to see this effort I’m putting in 😒🙄

Finally I see the light at the end of the tunnel. Things are looking up and the sadness is slowly being washed away. #KeepingMyChinUp

To all the men who have children with women. If your relationship doesn’t work out for whatever reason, always take care of your responsibilities. Children are a reflection of their parents.

Guy: You ever get that feeling of deja vu? Me: Yeah... every time I see your tweets! Think of something new dude

One time absolutely no one gives you attention and you’re in a self sorry funk. Now, they all knocking down your door trying to be that guy. Smh fucking #RollerCoaster

I give you my phone number. You decide to message me and in between the messages there are long pauses and short phrases.The only one asking questions are me. I know somethings up. You’re watching foot ball and think I’m gonna compete? #AintNobodyGotTimeForDat

Don’t try to correct my grammar when you read my tweets. First of all it’s twitter. No body gives a damn. Second, if your tweet is shit, the way you spell shit won’t make a damn difference

Merry Christmas Everyone!

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🥳 Happy New Year!!!🎆 2019!🥂🍾

Hellllllloooos to my beautiful twitterers😘😘😘 Did you miss me much?

So this new Year started off great. I’m already so much happier than last year. Things are looking up. #FingersCrossed