It feels like One Dance and Controlla outside

Didn’t get a text but I damn sure got the message

*cough* Ryley *cough*

i don’t care how bad my day is, big gansta comes on and it’s cured. 100%. no more bad days

If I had a dime for every-time I say “what the fuck” a day... I’d be in Cabo rn

My toxic trait is when the sun starts shining I want to quit my job

Don’t stop until you’re proud 🚀🌝

Parker McCollum it’s been a hell of a year, better come get you a tenderloin at Triple B’s food trailer by the platinum tent at Country Thunder this weekend. Help a young entrepreneur out! We’d appreciate it!!

gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop

basically, girls just want a good tan and a good man

Buy me turquoise and call me darlin and cook me a steak medium rare and that’ll pretty much do it.

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

you don’t gotta worry about me cheating, I can barely stand one man as it is let alone two.

can y’all just post yo therapist’s advice on twitter so i don’t have to go

idc how in love we are.... we’re not getting joint bank accounts😂😂😂😂😂

She’s Real, She’s Honest, She’s Uncancelable youtu.be/sVgZrx4VfpI?si… via YouTube Candace Owens