What he *really* meant: I’m afraid of everything. Literally everything.

What he *really* meant: Happy New Year. I will continue to waste tax payer money trying to distract my base from the reality that we don’t know how to govern. Cheers, plebes!

The gutless wonder. #🤣👏🏼🤣

What’s the most creative way to say “Fuck No”?

9th time’s the charm? 🤣 #DisfunctionalGOP

My generation had real actors. 2023 has Kevin Sorbo. 🤷🏼‍♀️

God speed. ✌🏻

HOWLING

A blue check dude with 19 followers has been opinions, yo.

I concur. He’s ugly, hairy, and dumb AF.

Lolololololololol

What he REALLY means: Should KM prove he’s the laughing stock of congress, and the bitch boy to the far right extremists? The answer is yes.

Why would anyone be terrified? Not a single thing has happened following these faux exposings.

“I used your music illegally but now that you’ve called me out on it, I’m here to tell you I find it abhorrent.” You can’t make this shit up.

Except we didn’t.

Brosef sad.

He thinks he’s important enough to have been framed. How cute.

What she really meant: I enjoy playing obtuse. I’m smart enough to know what climate change actually means but playing dumb is more lucrativeZ

The purchase price of truth™️? $787.5 mil