as a child i asked my dad why the moon looks really really big sometimes and he said "simulations always have bugs" and i havent slept since

What they say: Hi I'm Brandon. This is Liz and Steven. What I remember: Hi I'm BLERPBLAP. This is GLAUNGH and CRAIG or maybe GREG.

are u sure that is why

Switzerland’s new ‘air-scrubbing’ plant sucks CO2 out of the atmosphere. bit.ly/2rVThx5

feel time at the scale the planet does & every tree becomes a firework, blooming from a seed & flickering in radiant reds & greens & yelows

morning wood

Harlem Shake videos are still being made and uploaded to YouTube at a rate of 3 per hour.

Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff

*opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren.

Friend 1: "Where's the best place to stand during an earthquake?" Friend 2: "A doorway, a car, under the bed?" Me, an intellectual:

*taking tape off my laptop camera so my assigned fbi agent can see me again* im sorry. i was upset. i shouldnt have taken it out on u by blocking u out of my life. i wasnt mad at u.. i was mad at myself