it’s wild to me that California is on fire, shootings happen nearly every single day, and parts of North Carolina STILL have not recovered from the hurricanes, but our government cares more about banning Tiktok then any of that

the cramps are cramping

every so often i remember that i ghosted my therapist

i better get abs from all this coughing

heyy from ur fav bartender (say it back or else)

seeing a cyber truck ruins my day every single time

i’m looking to cause chaos so if you have to sneeze today and then you lose it, that was me

sundays are for naps

when people with headphone on in the gym start singing do they think everyone can’t hear them?

you see some crazy shit in the gym bro

petition for all gyms to have a lunk alarm like planet fitness 🖐🏻

when men tell me to smile it makes me wanna punch them in the face

i’m just a girl and i need my little iced coffee every day

so i guess Uber wants to charge customers for rides that their drivers cancel 20 minutes before pickup time even tho you booked it hours ago, and charge you for more rides than you book? i booked 3 rides (1 there, 1 back, and rebook the one that got cancelled) charged for 4 ride

hey FancyFeast uhmmm why are there bugs in the case of cat food i just bought from Walmart ??? 🫢

27 🥳🎉

how crowded the gyms are this month makes me so incredibly angry

hey DoorDash what am i supposed to do when a dasher steals my order? he should be fired because that’s probably not the first time he’s done it either 🙄😤

goodmorning ☀️ say it back

where the sugar daddies at