This might be the worst football team to ever touch grass. Fire everybody before halftime

Trump when he goes up against a woman in the elections

How is this YouTube kid even famous? That was the most piss poor performance I could have possibly imagined

Inhuman round 5 performance after putting up with that lame shit all fight. Chandler dub in my opinion

This the “welcome to the sec” moment yall been yapping about?

I’m deeply ashamed to admit it but something in me wants Texas to beat Georgia today

Conveniently, my support for a team is an unbeatable curse. Horns down

Texas win a game without paying off the refs challenge. Difficulty level: impossible

Somebody find the Texas kickers Venmo, I want to buy that hero a beer

And to think I didn’t even want Texas to lose that bad tonight. Bums Texas Football 🤘👎

Patrick mahomes in the locker room sacrificing 1000 infants rn

“AND NEW” #UFC313

The ufc needs to be abolished. I can’t stand to watch inbreds take over a sport while doing absolutely nothing anymore. Grow a spine danawhite

For the wellbeing of the sport of mma we need to ban Russia from existing Donald J. Trump

25 minutes of watching paint dry danawhite you suck

We used to be a proper nation when we utilized tar and feathers

The epidemic of kickoff steadily being 20 minutes late needs to be addressed

Good on Landman for getting actual roughnecks to work the floors this season, I wasn’t sure how many more backwards pipe wrenches I could watch

Wife asked what groceries I got before the snow storm hits..

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.