put some candy out for trick-or-treaters last night, this kid’s costume was really good

do you think that if a dog did enough shrooms it could develop human speech? i do

when you accidentally play Single Ladies backwards

the neopia you were raised in no longer exists

listen, i can’t endorse any candidate because my personal values fundamentally misalign with anyone who has made it far enough in partisan politics to be in the running for president. but the truth is the truth: kamala is hot

moo deng catching strays from a zoo who would look at this sweet baby and name her haggis……yeah, watch your mouth

okay so what’re y’all wearing to the decline and fall of the american empire? are we doing a lil outfit or just like jeans and a nice top?

i can tell immediately whether someone watched animal planet as a child

shoutout to lichens, mosses, etc

i hope the baha men are doing okay

i’m sorry, it’s crazy that they decided to de-extinct the direwolf and not the dodo….

*youth pastor voice* i know of another brown 33 year old man who people can look to as a savior

whenever i see a cybertruck in person it feels like someone’s pranking me