Simba: Dad, wake up! Dad! Corey Lewandowski: Womp womp

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Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt

Yesterday, 2:01:39 seemed crazy. Today, it’s the marathon world record. #justdoit

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November is here, and that means a massive shift is coming. And by "massive" I am of course referring to the redefinition of the kilogram unit of mass that the world has been building up to for more than 100 years. Let me explain:

How does anyone still believe in Me at this point? If I existed I’d find it absurd.

This banned Iceland advert has generated huge social media numbers and been seen by millions of eyeballs...precisely because it was banned. Power of social media right there...

My GPS sucks.

22 inventions that are saving the Earth

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away” RESPONSE: “Oooh!” SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth” RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

Mom, I made the news!

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I’m just sayin’

No President of the United States must ever again call our free press, which is protected by our Constitution, “enemies of the people."

Amid the fire & fury of books on politics, “Astrophysics for People in a Hurry” has spent 48 weeks on the NYTimes Bestseller List. Thanks to all who peered through this heartfelt conduit to the cosmos, at a time, it seems, when rational thinking has lost all currency in the World

My aim's not what it used to be. x.com/ABC/status/996…