Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven

I woke up this morning thinking I need to read a nonfiction book about global warming. Check my email and the subject from Barnes and Noble is "Protect Our Planet: The Best Books on Climate Change"

I mean I knew that iphone can read our minds but I didn't know that they also interpret our dreams ???

I miss South Korea so much it hurts

Does anyone actually know how to file taxes, or we all just click through and trust that the system is right?

I'm just a little confused bc I was reviewed and approved to owe $153, then it changed to $677, and now I got it down to $581 but can't figure out how to get back to that $153 rate...

Ahh yes, just what I want to see as I’m in the middle of the atlantic ocean

It’s really hard to not take 4 naps a day when you’re being rocked in a big ole cradle

I’ll admit I had really low expectations for Florida… but 2 days gone and I already miss it so much 😭

Whenever I decide to purchase a home heated floors in the bathroom will be a non-negotiable

Another non-negotiable for when I finally pick a home is that the city has a trader joe’s 😌

I feel like I’ve tweeted that before but I MEAN IT

how come I went to a covid testing site that said "free with insurance" yet I just got a bill in the mail for $330??? make it make sense

Straight girls during Pride:

I refresh my library’s recently added section more often than I open my social media apps

Only as a yacht stew would your second engineer text you asking what his pant size is while out shopping 💖

wow crazy how you get into a car accident and need stitches in your lip and some CT scans of your head & abdomen... and the hospital charge is $20,012.30 and growing... nothing wrong with our healthcare system, nothing at all !!!

but thank u geico for picking up the tab 💖😙

if you are not ukrainian currently searching for nearest shelter, how can you joke about ww3 as “coping mechanism”? what are you coping with? i woke up to the sounds of explosions in my city today, is it funny to you?