You ever get so high it feel like you got a hat on

Last night was a piece of cheese with medicine inside

ladybug in my room 1:16am flying

At the bar just kidding

Googling, “Honeycrisp apple” and smiling

I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year

whispered “thank you” to the vending machine and meant it

Lungs actually love to have smoke in them

you guys have to try this it’s called apple

i hope the trees know i notice them

300 cigarettes away from 2026

might start huffing paint thinner and hitting my head on walls

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette