The entire country could be tested for CoronaVirus by dinnertime if they would let Chick-Fil-A run the drive thru testing centers. Merica.

Aroldis Chapman got anchor arms

If the CoronaVirus is really is gonna end the world, I’m breakin’ into the Bass Pro and fishin’ the big tank before it takes me out. Merica.

COMPOSURE IN THE POCKET x.com/AmyOztan/statu…

All Hail King Jermey!!

Since when did Virginia become Alaska? 🥶

“How’s your diet going?” Me:

Tom Brady dissing Tennessee then ripping his pants is not a coincidence, it’s karma.

Would be really cool if when we wake up tomorrow, the world was like.. “Hey.. Coronavirus is over”

Love one another as Christ loved us.

Maybe tomorrow we’ll all wear 42, that way they won’t tell us apart

No way I’m the only person that’s picks up the biggest knife possible just to make apple slices.

Merica.

Rob Manfred swallows sunflower seed shells.

Baseball is a game of life. Not perfect, but it feels like it is. -Joe Torre

Best mound visit of all time 😂😂

#FreeJoeKelly

Hey Fernando Tatis Jr. listen up: 1) Keep swinging 3-0 if you want to, no matter what the game situation is 2) Keep hitting homers, no matter what the situation is 3) Keep bringing energy and flash to baseball and making it fun 4) The only thing you did wrong was apologize. Stop that.