There’s a line in New Girl that’s like “I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words” and it turns out that this was basically educational policy for over a decade

didn’t think it was possible but i think i may actually finally be losing interest in the internet. it only took around 15 years. what do i do now

The “we’ll fix everything on day one” losers are still blaming Joe Biden on day 328

But he means we’re trying to keep the air too clean to breathe, the water too clean to drink, and protecting too many animals — and corporate profit margins are shrinking slightly because of it.

Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent

All the money in the world and still partying like a car salesman who just got a big commission

As I said the other day, while I think no shots were justified, the first shot is one you’d *try* to argue as self defence in court. Shots 2 and 3 cannot be argued that way. Calling her a “fucking bitch” afterwards also shows the exact mind set of why. This was rage not fear.

Something I’m not seeing mentioned anywhere is that Renee’s wife, when talking about license plates, makes it clear that they are welcome to talk to her later because they are filming and got her license plate number. So this alleged terrorist was welcoming them to speak to her

Actually incredible thing to say as the president of America

Fact checking MAGA again: ICE teargassed the 6-month old in a residential neighborhood. Not at the Whipple Federal Building protest. The family did NOT bring their child to a protest - they were trying to go home. The child is ONLY alive because CPR administered on the scene

The Miami Beach mayor’s office is now flagging citizen’s Facebook posts and sending police to their doors to intimidate them for criticism of the mayor. This video is absolutely outrageous.

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing

As someone who spends a significant portion of my job figuring out if people are in jail, I cannot stress how easy it is to figure out if someone is in jail if you just like…. Check.

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." ― George Orwell, 1984

Doing this to a group thats literally JUST proven their ability and willingness to murder civilians is incredibly brave. If you can’t understand that there’s no hope for you.

we’re always told there’s no money for libraries, for healthcare, for universities, for high speed rail, for sewer upgrades, and yet there’s always infinite money for war

“You’re overreacting. They’re never ACTUALLY going to ban birth control.” - some of y’all in 2024

Paparazzi stalking lawmakers ruining the country > paparazzi stalking celebrities minding their business We’ve been utilizing this profession incorrectly

Wake UP. The Attorney General of the United States just went on national television to say that being a citizen is a privilege, not a right. She went to law school. She presumably knows what the 14th Amendment says: if you are born on American soil, you are a citizen. This is a

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession. Carry on.