I decline your offer to pump my gas now I'ma ugly ass bitch lmfao

The idea of “Muhfucka I was in class learning. What you need?” got me HOWLING

Recently noticed I've arrived at the age where my friends & I greet each other with a hug followed by a cheek kiss lol

I can't wait to sit in Kira chair Saturday. My head look crazy as hell

Y'all ever heard of a Zero candy bar?? EEEEEEYYYYUUUUCK 🤮

I hit a pot hole so deep on Rice Burr Rd if I had the top off I would've high five Jesus

This lady massaging my feet like she want me to pay in coochie

Eric Benét on TikTok is sumn I would've never thought I needed 😂

I love people who can sense when to stop talking to me 😭

Used to collect these texts like infinity stones 😂

Got my car washed finally. Can't wait to ride around tomorrow with the top off lol

Being told you act like Ray J & responding with "wait a min" is so funny to me 😂

Eric just made me the best gin gimlet I've ever had in my life & I'm so happy

Octane done went diamond in my car alone & I'm so glad Don Toliver is finally getting the recognition he deserves

Starving

FB is the funniest app ever lmao mfs getting rage baited over some fuck ass peanuts 😂

Damn pollen got my allergies on 10 😩

Fat Kid Deals didn’t deserve that

time for a tattoo and piercing, something to take the edge off.

My day started off as some bullshit & this weather some bullshit.. ready to get off work so I can get in the bed & try this shit again tomorrow