Idk why I’m thinking about this but what’s the first thing you think of when you hear the name Jason Mraz? I’ll go first: fedora.

Sandoval: we know everybody at The Abbey. it’s not a place I would take a secret fucking rendezvous all of us:

I would give anything to have Dorinda and Sonja saying nonsense on my television again

Pete looks like the low budget magician your Mom hires for your 4th grade birthday party #MetGala

me after every episode of vanderpump rules

The things I would do to be eating a Primo’s hoagie (seeded roll), sitting on the beach while roasting myself in the sun, would be considered highly illegal

“Do one thing a day that scares you” Me: *purposely leaves phone in another room while watching a movie*

I can’t even believe what I’m watching #VanderpumpRulesfinale

Selling Sunset agents turning up to a broker’s open house at 2pm

sorry i'm goofy bitch not stupid

Talking to my friends who aren’t online

not to be dramatic but Andy Cohen deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for making it through the Vanderpump Rules and RHONJ reunions back to back

Justice for Gordo

My mom’s thrilled about my big move!

Dorinda Medley stuns in new photo!

I think you all should be happy to know that I finally locked down all of my wedding songs. (first dance, father daughter dance, etc.) Am I getting married? No. Am I engaged? Also no. Am I even in a relationship? Not even close. Am I delusional? Absolutely.

Single people need a yearly stipend for tasks that require two people. I just had to pay $200 for someone to come hang my TV because I didn’t have someone else to help me. Now I’m single AND broke.

The first thing I do when I wake up is check Facebook Marketplace. I am officially in my late 20s.

What would your superpower be? I’ll go first. Stretchy arms.