jake gyllenhaal is unwell

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again… but i’m pretty sure i have the best friends in the whole wide world

i love him.

becoming an adult is realizing why people drink decaf coffee

i’ll take blissful ignorance with a side of “how did i do nothing all day?”

people ask me all the time if i’m still liking south carolina… well, iowa’s getting 9 inches of snow today and i just went for a walk on the beach and saw dolphins…… what does that tell ya?

i hate it because i forget about everything i’ve ever seen, eaten or listened to thanks to ✨ anxiety ✨

this is important

i concur

soooooo anyone wanna fly me to the uk? i’m desperate 🙏🏼

i think hearing robbers and somebody else immediately after would simply end me

it’s literally fizzy air

this is why twitter will always be superior. content like this just doesn’t vibe on tiktok

OK BUT LAMPS ARE EXPENSIVE!!!

end of an era

boys like girls having a come back in 2023 is just what i needed