Just trying to marry the guy that will keep my Starbucks card loaded with $$$$$$ ya know what I’m sayin

Just got my first tip of the day and it was 11 cents so if anyone needs me I’ll be out buying a ✨Range Rover✨

Me: That looks so damn goo- Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic Me: Pathetic.

What are the side effects of vibing

“i’m alive but i’m dead”

I need to spend money or i will pass out

being the first born daughter is a whole unpaid internship

Next to be featured in the spotlight is senior Ryan McIntyre. Ryan plans to attend IWCC-ISU & study business after HS. Read more about him in the profile linked below and join us in wishing him all the best as he continues down a path of #excellence. sites.google.com/treynorcardina…

Death, taxes, and me flirting with the waiter at Olive Garden to get a full cup of mints

older sisters be like “yeah that’s my baby brother 👶” the brother: a 6ft tall 19 year old

there is nothing more swagless than going to grad school

Girls only want one thing and it’s to collect cute cups

I don’t feel safe walking alone at my apartment unless I have my 40 oz Stanley. That thing could do some damage if it needed to

Nutritional deficiencies can trigger anxiety, depression, and panic attacks. If you're having mental health issues, have your blood tested.

i hate grad students what do you mean “i have homework” you’re 25

Microwave ready meals can be excellent for supporting independent living in the elderly & those with disabilities. Think before you judge.

Here's the 2nd in our #IowaMasterFarmer series--the Roger and Kathy Carlson family from Red Oak. Sadly, Roger passe in January. I had the honor of interviewing his wife, Kathy, and children Kelly and Tony, last month. Wonderful family. farmprogress.com/management/rel…

when someone is shocked that you haven’t seen a movie. Who gives a shit..I was doing other stuff

hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems like baby you are supposed to be a mental disorder please stay in your line