A hanging this Sun fall, I pray I look handsome.

I hath moved to this village in search of new friends to fend against the preposterous witch population! Here to a safer bonkerville! #bonkertwt

what the fuck is this thing

my real name is Witch Slayer Xandervious by the way

If thee think thee can stop thee then hast at it! thee'll hast thy head on a stake by the next sundown.

my homestead just got set ablaze due a terrible child.

WHAT IS THE “SIB BIDDY TOY LET?”

Mine weapon smith hath smitten thee a new blade! What do you all think? #bonkertwt

The children here are teaching thee plentiful fun words! I truly like this “Rizz” word from “Ohio.”

COME FOLLOW THEE DOWN THE RIVER TO THE SEA! O’ PALESTINE WILL BE FREE! 🍉 #FreePalestine #CEASEFIRENOW

I am tinkering with a “pipe bomb”

trying to learn thou modern English is such a harrowing task, what even is a “compyu tur?”

the chicken is good

I HATH DONNED A NEW OUTFIT TO FIT WITH THE TIMES. THEE MAIDENS BETTER WATCH OUT, bryan IS HITTING THEE TOWN! What do ye all think? #bonkertwt