i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

u got more to worry about them finding poop jokes funny at 23 like being a Dandy's world fan 👀👀

Wait a minute. I thought it wasn’t about aesthetics! You mean to tell me they DID intentionally make her fit men’s beauty standards?

White people when the function has no coleslaw.

"woaaaaaah I implied that two gay dudes with a baby were going to rape the baby and I got smacked who could've expected this????? So Much For The Tolerant Left!"

I'm still baffled that this episode somehow predicted Doki Doki Literature Club AND Five Nights at Freddy's in the same episode

I drank some Pepsi in 1999. He served his purpose.

Conservative men are deeply submissive to male authority figures

Nobody “hates” this game. Even the people criticizing it aren’t saying it’s because it’s a bad game. It’s because every aspect of it has been forced into being a weird culture war issue for you dorks. People hate YOU, not the games you’re being weird about.

This the guy who spent 5 days trying to argue sonic games have zero symbolism

They cant stop thinking about us

"Thank God they made the child hot" I think you should be in prison

King Gizzard Otaku

buddy saying “antinatalist propoganda” out loud in the real world will guarantee your bloodline ends with you.

You know this generation'scooked cause they've started making asmr videos with titles like "watch this after a hard long day in the coal mines" lmaoooo