Dude's a 6'6 260 pounds half Serbian half Albanian whigger. A 1000 years ago he would have been known as the greatest Byzantine general of all time. Now he's just some defensive linemen on the worst team in the NFL.

If this is true then love isn’t real

Alex Tuch hosted Bornhava in his suite tonight ☺️ Thank you all for coming and celebrating the win with us!

Tage Team USA signed jersey & 2 great seats to the game on Saturday. Someone has to win. Possibly you!?! #sabrehood

*One nostril gets clogged up* Me:

Stramel sends one final message to Beaver Stadium 🤜 💔

France: We present to you, the Statue of Liberty USA: Here are the Cleveland Browns

Fourth line is buzzing! Griffin Jurecki and Tommi Mannisto connect with Tiernan Shoudy to make it 4-0!

Instead of calling in sick, we should be able to call in healthy. "I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it at work."

me liking every patriots hate tweet on my tl

He only puts his hands on women

Say a prayer for my mom tonight please gang. Her drink of choice for the Super Bowl….fireball on the rocks.

Okay now i get why people are angry. This guy isn’t even a bunny rabbit

I know this is brave of me but I’m willing to admit I have a soft spot for Latina women

K9 SUPER BOWL MVP ‼️

You can't boycott something you're already attending you dumbass

Sorry but this is the most hilariously 2026 thing that has ever happened. "Oh, that adorable disabled puppy you loved on TV last night? SHE'S DEAD."

I'm sorry I just found out that the hockey goalie for Team USA has an Instagram account where all she does is rate Ceasar Salads. I love my country so much sometimes.

Who we playing rammer?

Still can’t believe this shirt is real and multiple players wore it