There’s No Such Thing as a Perky D …and other stories 😏

Can I just get paid to read? 🤔🤔🤔

#writingprompt ? 😉 newyorker.com/magazine/2022/…

Only so many words fit, and I’m pretty sure I used the wrong ones again. I need to get back to practicing.

Genre's just a vehicle. Drive it like you stole it.

It’s been five years since we were friends, I responded to her email with a quick note until a month later.. but now waiting for a response is agonizing. But. If I didn’t apologize “properly” or “enough,” then maybe five years isn’t long enough. #limbo

via @NYTOpinion nytimes.com/2022/08/08/opi…

Two weeks without a response… Maybe it got lost in the shuffle (overlooked/missed). But I can’t help but feel I’m being punished. Or just forced to wait a month bc it took me a month to respond? Hello, 👶🏻. (And I did send a quick note the next day.) I miss my friend.

Same! 💰🏡🍼🙏🏼

My baby is snoring on my chest. 🥰

In the dream I had a beard. I had to decide between taking a shower and going to preshift, hearing about the new asparagus dish or making myself feel more presentable, getting to the meeting on time or hiding out til I felt better. Seriously, a beard. 🧔🏻

Training for this new job just makes me wish I was writing.

When we were shut down bc of the pandemic, I spent a lot of time having phone sex with someone else’s boyfriend.

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Even my side hustles have side hustles. #happynewyear

Go buy this wonderful new children’s book! a.co/d/6lfaJgX I performed light beta reading. Contact me for all your beta reading needs.

What. The fuck.