"Sir, still no missiles headed our direction" "Refresh it again"

You are a lot fatter than you think

"U.S. app uninstalls of ChatGPT’s mobile app jumped 295% day-over-day on Saturday, February 28," per TechCrunch Keep going!

Oh snap... why is ChatGPT making this 🤣

ChatGPT uninstalls surged by 295% after DoD deal, per TC

I like how all the media outlets are seeing that people are switching from ChatGPT to Claude en-masse and they add fuel to the fire by writing articles about how to make the switch or how to "export" your memory... dafuq 🤣

Claude is now also #1 in the Play Store. Thanks so much for all your support, it’s great to have so many new users! Please let me know what we can do to make our mobile apps across iOS and Android even better.

Most people in tech know Anthropic commands the majority of API spend by U.S. businesses. As of January, Anthropic took >50% of spend on enterprise AI subscriptions too. OpenAI still leads on business count. But the biggest spenders go to Anthropic. All from Ramp data.

"I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process." — Vincent Van Gogh

Anthropic’s ARR: • 2022 → $10 million • 2023 → $100 million • 2024 → $1 billion • 2025 → $9.5 billion • 2026 → $20 billion One of the fastest-growing startups in history.

The thing of it is that it's not that OpenAI is losing users and businesses to Anthropic alone. They are actually losing the "high value" users and businesses i.e. the ones who actually pay. And no... it's not just because OpenAI supports the Trump admin / Dept. of War.

So that’s how he does it 👑

“True sovereignty arises from the will of a people, not from the rubble of a destroyed national infrastructure.” - Barack Obama

Jeff Bezos wants AI to approve Miami building permits in 10 seconds: “Miami should have an AI application that reads your building permit and it should give you a yes or a no in 10 seconds. Why does it take months and months and months to get a building permit? It doesn’t make

Everyone using Google products such as Gmail, Calendar or Drive can now build/use agents that takes actions on their Google accounts. Simply amazeballs! 🤩😍

GPT-5.4 is here. Native computer-use capabilities. Up to 1M tokens of context in Codex and the API. Best-in-class agentic coding for complex tasks. Scalable tool search across larger ecosystems. More efficient reasoning for long, tool-heavy workflows. openai.com/index/introduc…

More than a million people are now signing up for Claude every day. To everyone choosing to make Claude part of how they work and think: welcome.

Chamath Palihapitiya: Capital Loss as a Service.

We're introducing Codex Security. An application security agent that helps you secure your codebase by finding vulnerabilities, validating them, and proposing fixes you can review and patch. Now, teams can focus on the vulnerabilities that matter and ship code faster.

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