Fuck offfffffffff I’m buzzing (J.I.D) EARTHGANG 🐐’s

Secured the fucking bag (J.I.D) EARTHGANG counting down the days!

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it’s difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

Why does every alternate tomato sauce brand to the big H taste awful? I’m not about taking out a short term loan for a few squirts of the red stuff but christ 🙃

HELLO James Blunt IF SHE SMILED AT YOU IN THE SUBWAY WHEN SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER MAN SHE IS DUMB GOLDIGGER WHORE

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Just received a parcel from eBay which was the item I’d ordered inside a 4 pack of Redbull box wrapped in wallpaper, the fuck.

In October I started my first Football Manager save as Scarborough Athletic FC, I’m now in the 30/31 season in the Championship. I grew such a love for the club because of the game that today (my birthday🥳) I’m heading to Scarborough to watch the mighty Seadogs! UP THE ‘BORO!

I knew this day would come. But that news has hit me so hard. I fucking love Jürgen Klopp likes he’s my own dad. No one will be able to replace him. I’m absolutely devastated.

If you’re a Liverpool supporter and you want Gerrard as Jurgen’s successor, you aren’t a Liverpool supporter. I’m in pure mourning.

Home darts set up is looking coming on 😮‍💨

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I’d love to listen through Count Your Blessings with a bunch of BMTH fans who’ve found them from their last few albums

Finally a bit of positivity in my life, this could be a good year.

I don’t ‘tweet’ much or whatever it’s called now but this is one of my biggest peeves especially if they have both of their hands free, no one else needs to hear your conversation dickhead