NONONONONO ANYTHING BUT THIS ONE pic.x.com/arZWyNRVPK

"Someone said 'on a blue moon' Kinda took that literally." x.com/AzureTSoni/sta…

Remember me?

All I need for christmas, is a good shag.

Barely anyone on... What a shame, thought some would get into the holiday spirit with me.

Mreowr. I would.

Oh, do BEHAVE! x.com/ShaggyPhrophec…

Jack Merry Christmas Jack 🎄🎁🎄

//Been thinking a while about returning to RP. Considering whether to change Jack to an Overwatch character, or make a new account.

//Being sick on christmas hs been a christmas miracle so far. Junkfood, vidya games and stuff instead of family.

If I held a mistletoe above my loins, would that mean I get some action?

Still holding a mistletoe. "Thought some of you loved to eat out on christmas?"

// 7C° in my room. Only got one blanket. I've never been so uncomfortable in my life.

// Heater's broken.

//Please send help

//Replies when I get warmer.

//But I'll probably fall asleep

Anyone on?

"Mornin' Shep."