I hope your day is

when your best friend gets a new best friend

Shoutouts and RTs? New RPG looking for members.

when you say you hate everyone and someone says “except me"

"I'm the guy your mother warned you about." What, that old guy who rapes kids?

I'm a girl so no-one cares but RT me I'm new. 🌚💖🌚

I have been very busy but now I AM BACK.

but now NO ONE CARES.

omfg do I even have any active friends anymore

ARE ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS EVEN STILL ACTIVE

HAVENT BEEN ON SINCE 1973

ur all gay anyways

I've been offline so long that I no longer have friends. 🌚

FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH AND A FULL MOON HOLY COW SHIT

if you're online and happen to follow me please RT this so I can make new friends

I HAD SO MANY FRIENDS NOW I ONLY HAVE PIZZA WHAT IS HAPPENING

I'm snowdone with every fucking one k

JUST PRETEND IM A NEW RP ACCOUNT AND RT IM NEW IM NOT NEW BUT NOW I AM YES

I HAVE NO FRIENDS 🌚💕

put some shrimp on the barbie