"You're too sweet." x.com/hydrashandler/…

Brock is hotter than me. IDontKnowWhyHeDoesntSeeIt

"I love John Mulaney and I'm determined to make Brock watch his stand-up. Brock will love him too, I know it."

|| I don't follow Sugarplum wHAT THE FUCK?!

|| I should probably make a writer's account but I feel like no one would care.

"How do I boost up the other two percent?" x.com/hydrashandler/…

"Anyone who doesn't eat ass is a goddamn coward."

"Oh god please let Opportunity be okay." x.com/marsrovers/sta…

bucky: i hate going into the kitchen and finding out i'm the only snack in the house.

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“I’m always a slut for waistcoats.” Brock // IW KILLED ME

“Halloween sorted in advance.”