"I just thought you were having a stroke"

Correlation is not causation 💖😎💖😎💖

@g_ababby Jesse @sarahdoII juliaknutson ME AF

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My thighs are finally done! Thank you, Cody for bringing these ideas to life. I love both of… instagram.com/p/BRXVu7-DjvB/

do u ever wanna post something but it's so damn direct that u might as well put it in an envelope and mail it to their house bc same

You smell like napalm in the morning.

@g_ababby no

Honestly I feel personally attacked by this econ quiz.

Everything sucks forever

Honestly my blog is just a shrine to my body piercings and low-budget horror films. I have no regrets.

"I'm not Elvis. I can't die on the toilet. Not today"

I think there is a God. I think he hates his job.

BITE MY ASS, SCRIGGINS. GO LEGALLY BRAINDEAD. FROM LACK OF OXYGEN. FROM CHOKING ON MY AAS.

@kittock22 KEK

Watching All-Stars 2 for the first time. olenna tyrell I am truly sorry for how the editing has portrayed you. You're a queen

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Don't forget to #smiley #rainbow instagram.com/p/BShBL9yDcNc/

(+44): fuck you. also please return my underwear, they were one of my favorite pairs xo