Why chose when you can be like me, get LASIK but have to start wearing glasses again a few years later. Best of both worlds! 🙃

Ended up getting sent home from work last night with a script for macrobid because things took a turn for the worse 😅 thankfully my preceptor was an angel

Friends is it normal/standard to spend 1.5-2k for a bachelorette trip? I'm a bridesmaid in a wedding this year and she's doing her bachelorette in Vegas and the costs keep adding up and up and up 🙃 and I don't even want to go to Vegas in the first place

Told my friend I wasn't sure if I'd be able to make it to her bachelorette and she freaking offered to use her air miles on me to buy my flight 😭😭 so now I'm definitely going to go (and will pay for my own flight but omg she is too nice)

We had a lecture on interpersonal violence today and without ANY warning/prefacing/anything, this woman looks around the room and goes "who here has experienced violence before?" and expected us to fucking raise our hands. I am enraged.

I have licensing exam on Thursday so I have been a literal hermit staying at home studying for weeks....holy fuck I cannot describe how excited I am to go out and get drunk on Friday

My fav part about the family med licensing exam is that they can ask you literally ANYTHING in medicine and consider it fair game. Like tell me why I just went from studying breast feeding to reviewing second line pressors for sepsis lmao

Hello twitter, I'm back, I passed my licensing exams and i graduated residency last week 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 ya girl is finally a family doctor 🎉🎉