Charlie: I thought you didn’t like any of the boys in town? Bella: Well he doesn’t live in town… technically Charlie:

Bella: I’m late Edward: haha so cute babe, for what? Bella: Edward:

Baby’s asleep… husband’s not home… time to eat a bunch of chocolate and watch the new Bluey episodes

One of my favorite context notes to date

fantasy girlies need to bow down to the beyoncé of books. twilight IS the book industry. period.

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

I think about this one daily

Allergies:Humans = Bee stings:Bees

wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other

Elmo’s disdain for Rocco will always have me chuckling

I signed Henry up for little tiny baby soccer and I can’t wait to watch him and all the other little tiny babies run around trying to kick a baby soccer ball

happy valentine's day

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*warning: this is disgusting* I am soooo SICK of coughing up MUCUS!!! When will it end???

AI is like reverse Hitler to me cause we keep waiting on it to kill everybody but it won't stop making art

Despite my best efforts, it looks like a video of Henry and I is on the internet