You know you got an awesome wife when your drunk and she pulls up to houses to let you ding Dong ditch just to feel like a kid again.

On Thursday night, #MattyIce❄️ became the fifth player in NFL history with 50,000+ passing yards, 1,000+ rushing yards and 10+ rushing touchdowns.

I wonder what it would be like to not be sore everyday.

Joanie texting me “do u know where all the kids snacks are going? Me: “no idea” as I’m eating a gogurt, fruit snacks and drinking a koolaid jammer on break

The one thing that can bring the world together in 2020 😂

🤣🤣Yall trippin I definitely wasn’t taking a 💩

15 years ago today, Randy Moss fake-mooned the crowd at Lambeau. He was fined $15K. When asked how he’d pay the fine, Moss responded “Straight cash, homie.”

Folding table in Buffalo after the Bills finally won a playoff game

😂😂😂

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Ivy: daddy can u help me with this me: hunny it’s 10pm you are supposed to be sleeping u can’t have chocolate pudding rn *her bedroom door closes* me: well I think I’m gonna have a pudding

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.SHAQ saw this young man buying an engagement ring and decided to pay for it 👏 (via Shaq Fu Radio)

Weldings like sex I’m not very good at it but still like to do it

Wise words of Tommy Blatt “I had to call for a ride last night cause I was chasing my double shots of crown with a white claw”

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John Harbaugh…

"LAMAR! Do you want to go for this?" 😈

Will never not be top tier