If you aren’t first you’re last #breakingnecksandcashingchecks

Well I ended up with third place and dirty side up but it was a fun run #breakingnecksandcashingchecks

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I’m planning on being really hungover tomorrow morning that way I know 2019 can only get better from there.

God is great beer is good and people are crazy

God damn boys I’m gonna have to drill a hole in the bottom of my rain gauge so it can keep up-Noah Thomas

Let’s boat

Are you really cutting wheat if you don’t see who can go the latest without turning on the lights

It always seems like the good ones are taken way too early. I can’t believe you have been gone for 2 years now. Hope you are having a blast up there Chasing coyotes and wrestling or doing whatever you are doing. Miss the hell out of you T-bag.

Let’s make it happen Natural Light

#freenorris

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“I’d drink my life away if I had one” -Jarrett Shelton

I might not be rich but I have the best friends and family anyone could ever ask for and that makes me the richest mother fucker alive

I remember when I could buy a tank of gas, case of beer, and a couple steaks for 100 dollars... Today I had to buy pork chops

You will never be old and wise if you didn’t start out being young and dumb

It seems just like yesterday but that was 1452 beers ago

Everyone acts like they hate this town but if you don’t love it leave it is all I have to say

If I was a bird I definitely know some people I’d shit on.